Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Temper Tantrums

I know I haven't been on in over a week, I have been busy with school, but I am back now. One thing that I thought I would touch up on today is people throwing temper tantrums. Yes I too have fallin into the category of one who throws tantrums when things don't go her way, but there is one individual that I found on You Tube a few months ago that would be classified as "The worlds biggest temper tantrum". Now I was, when I saw this laughing my ass off, and then forgot about it but as I was walking by the lab the other day I heard some commotion and peeked in and there was that same kid that I saw on You Tube in another video throwing more temper tantrums. So I went home and watched them all. I must say I have never seen anything like it before and would prolly beat that child if he was mine. Pretty ridiculous so I thought I would share the original one with you today.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Further enforcing the fact that I HATE the way people park.

So again today I got back from walmart and there was no parking spot in sight, which is something that I was kind of expecting since its the end of the weekend and everyone is coming home for the week. But as I was driving around looking for a parking spot I noticed that people like to park diagonally so that their car takes up two fucking parking spots. Its like seriously your car is not important enough to have two God damned parking spaces, learn how to park like a fucking normal person. So here is my proposition, the college should hire a midget to prowl the premises and pop out of nowhere to kick people in the knees when they park like A FUCKING IDIOT!!! Then make them get back in the car and fix it! That would be so awesome. Or someone could just wait outside for the stupid asses that parked like that and punch them in the face when they come outside...I think that we would be able to get away with the midget thing better, I don't think anyone would sue.

Saturday, January 16, 2010


Let me tell you a little bit about this, I don't know what you would call it, obsession with the way things smell. For example I smell all of my clothes before I put them on. I love when people smell good. I mean a good smelling person is always a little bit more attractive. I'm not saying that any ugly person can be pretty if they smell good, but ya know if you are good looking and you smell bad it really makes you WAY more unattractive. I guess I just have a good nose. I mean there is this kid in a few of my classes where, I can smell his breath when he is sitting 2 rows behind me. It makes me want to cry. Also my mom, when I was younger would yell at me really close to my face and it would smell of gross bacon.and a mix of cigs. Oh man I hated it.


Okay here is something that I don't like about myself....Yes I know what you're thinking wow this girl acutally DOES find flaws in herself!!! But here we go, no its not about my looks that is to be discussed.

I am the kind of person that, when something isn't going normally I think the complete worst is happening and I convince myself that that is exactly what is happening. To make it simple I am a very jealous person, and I just kind of wish that I wasn't. I think I am making that my new years resolution! Trust in people more! That sounds good right? This isn't one of those times when you never follow through, I am acutally gonna do it this time! Too many people have burned me and I can overcome this and see the good in people!!!!

Whoot whoot for confidence!

Friday, January 15, 2010


There are some things about people that just bug the heck out of me.

  • When someone is talking about you and they are making it completely obviously. 
    • Like the other day I was sitting in the lunch room and some girl pointed to me and tried to say under her breath "That chick needs to chew with her fucking mouth closed. It's fucking disgusting!" But her being so arrogant didn't even notice that I was watching her the whole time. In my defense I chew with my mouth open when I switch sides. LIKE EVERYONE DOES!
  • When people talk to you like you're dumb.
  • When I have a nice pace going a great speed when all of a sudden some tard comes bursting in front of you and slows your pace way down, but the sidewalk is kind of narrow so you can't pass them and you feel all kinds of uncomfortable. 

Too Much Cleavage

I guess this is one of those times when my immaturity level goes up. When I see a girl with huge boob, or not even that huge but TONS of cleavage hanging out I want to scream at the top of my lungs "BOOBIES!" and just go on walking and continuing on my way.

Thursday, January 14, 2010


  • Since I am a music major, I hate when I come back from an 8am class and someone walks out of their room and says something about them only having one class that day and its not till noon.
    • I have a ridiculous amount of classes during the day, and hate to hear that you don't!
  • When I am trying to sleep and the person above me seems to think bouncing a basketball is the cool thing to do at night. Or when the guy in the room next to me bangs his elbow on the wall every so often. 
  • When someone doesn't follow the rules and they bring a pet hamster to school and the hamster gets out and makes tons of scratching noises in my closet.
  • The fact that I'm too tall for the showers and I have to duck to actually reach the water the right way.


  • I hate when I pull into a parking lot and notice that there would be 3 or 4 more parking spaces if people took the time to park in between the lines instead of right on top of them. 
    • It really sucks when you are in college and you notice how many places you could be parked if people park right, but instead you have to park way the hell out in BUTT FUCK EGYPT
  • Or when you're driving and people go 5 miles under the speed limit.
    • I know that sometimes you need to be careful, but really they set a speed limit for a reason, unless its snowy or rainy, or some kind of disaster is going on, there is no reason to go 5 miles under the speed limit.
  • Or when some guy is tailing you even though you are going five over the speed limit.
    • When you're driving at night on a two way road and some douche decides to forget that he has his brights on and they blind you as you go by.
      • This is one reason why I try not to use my brights unless it's really late, cause I have to admit sometimes I am one of those douches.
    • When you're on a two way highway and the guy in front of you is driving really slow, so you go to pass them and they speed up so you can't. 
      • Seriously drive like a normal person or let me pass you.